It had been eons since we all met (literally) and we decided it was time for a reunion. So we all met in the Netherlands the other day (let’s face it, heaven is really not a party place.) It was a blast. But things have surely changed. Adam and Eve are divorced. Adam is now in a relationship with Crawly the Serpent. Eve is a model for Playboy and Cain and Abel have swapped their acrimonious relationship in favour of an incestuous one.
Lucifer says this horrible state of affairs should have been his handiwork and is upset that he had no role to play in the way events unfolded. I say “Live and Let Live.” What happens when they eventually die is another matter altogether.
Noah couldn’t make it. He is busy modifying his ark but he sent a note saying he was all ready for the next great flood. Sweet! I like it when people stick to the old ways. The four horsemen couldn’t make it either. Apparently such a long journey was proclaimed an act of cruelty by the Equine Preservation Association.
All in all it was a good party. The angels got roaring drunk. The hellizens had a devil of a time clearing up. God Jr. finally thinks that I am cool and Lucifer is sulking because the Hell police are after him for partying after hours. Painting hell blue felt real good. We should do this again.
Oh, I almost forgot. The apple tree now lives in Narnia and is finally happy. He says the Ice Queen has no problems with anyone plucking and biting his apples.
Good for him.
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